I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
