so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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