I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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