I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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