I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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