i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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