I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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