YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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