I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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