I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
