I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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