Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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