yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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