Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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