she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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