Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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