Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You dont lie about slip and slides
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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