i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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