ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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