There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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