That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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