never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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