I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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