Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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