I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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