OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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