Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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