JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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