Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
