You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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