is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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