Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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