yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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