What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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