I must be too annoying 4 u.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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