Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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