Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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