First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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