I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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