Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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