What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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