Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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