Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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