I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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