She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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