Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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