Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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