i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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