Me too!
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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