talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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