I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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