return my video game
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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